Basically everything fails when moving online

[eluser]Varzock[/eluser]
Thanks for the tips stevepaperjam. I got everything working by removing the whole htaccess mumbojumbo.

I don't understand why it doesn't work but since I was in a really hurry, this will do for now. I asked my host if URL rewrite is supported and if Allowoverride is set as ALL and they said it is. But anyway, client is happy, I am happy ;-P Gotta check about it whenever I have more free time.