Coding Geniuses: Answer this Question Please (best answer gets $20)

[eluser]Derek Allard[/eluser]
SEE! Now THIS is why the CI community kicks ass. Super technical post asking for help, and within hours a super complex solution is presented, and as evidenced by dtrenz's asking for no money, it was obvious he did it just to help out a fellow CI-er, and/or for challenge.

dtrenz, my hats off, this just made my day - on behalf of all of CI, thanks